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Hengle Teron
Mew Age Outpaws
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Posted - 2014.08.24 21:48:00 -
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You taste just as good as you look. |
Hengle Teron
Mew Age Outpaws
719
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Posted - 2014.09.10 17:11:00 -
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WAIT, those are manboobs ??? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
33581
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Posted - 2015.01.19 22:04:19 -
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well this is awkward...
so which one of us should tell it to E ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
37629
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Posted - 2015.02.02 23:35:52 -
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I fetched you a cake while you were asleep |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
37728
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Posted - 2015.02.03 13:43:48 -
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where did the girls go ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
37874
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Posted - 2015.02.03 22:02:14 -
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so... what's your name ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
37879
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Posted - 2015.02.03 22:18:06 -
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it seems somehow we manage to get into the same bed again and again |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
38099
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Posted - 2015.02.04 22:49:00 -
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how you do that thing you do with your fingers ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
38135
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Posted - 2015.02.05 03:46:24 -
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that was my bed you two were in |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
39877
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Posted - 2015.02.26 21:34:08 -
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Sorry I completely passed out yesterday and I remember nothing.
But what are you sexy girl doing in my bed ? |
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
40797
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Posted - 2015.03.02 14:26:15 -
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I must say, you look better with the clothes off |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
41677
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Posted - 2015.03.07 17:46:58 -
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how do you do that thing you do with your fingers ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
41740
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Posted - 2015.03.07 20:47:48 -
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no no, that other thing :) |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
41861
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Posted - 2015.03.08 02:32:53 -
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wait, I think I remember you! |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
41864
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Posted - 2015.03.08 02:42:39 -
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hey, what are you upset about?!
you are in my bed... what the hell are you doing in my bed ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
42881
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Posted - 2015.03.16 22:28:43 -
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girl, you can really take those beers |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
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Posted - 2015.03.20 22:11:23 -
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You make me wonder Yes I wonder, I wonder
Honey, whaddya do for money Honey, whaddya do for money Yeah, whaddya do for money honey, how you get your kicks Whaddya do for money honey, how you get your licks |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43710
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Posted - 2015.03.25 03:01:16 -
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okey, next time I'll buy the lubricants |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43722
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Posted - 2015.03.25 03:56:52 -
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Don't sweat it honey, I am the concord. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43783
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:19:28 -
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You must have misunderstood. I sent the fedo to sleep on the couch, not you. |
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44240
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Posted - 2015.03.28 02:30:24 -
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But anticipation is half the joy. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44488
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Posted - 2015.03.30 13:31:23 -
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Baby, I was lifting you with no hands.
So no it wasn't too heavy. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44550
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Posted - 2015.03.31 12:40:08 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Ok, I did what you said. I sprinkled myself with gasoline and lit a match. Now what do we do? *gathers Scip's ashes from the floor*
I don't think this counts as waking up with you, when you spent the night on the floor burned to ashes, does it ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44645
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Posted - 2015.04.02 12:41:18 -
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I don't recall what was going on yesterday.
But something must have gone right. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44649
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Posted - 2015.04.02 17:02:10 -
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you call burning my ear with a blowtorch a "sexy massage" ?? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44806
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Posted - 2015.04.05 02:00:57 -
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It's been far too longtime since our last boom boom :) |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44815
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Posted - 2015.04.05 17:50:48 -
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My apologies, but I'm allergic to clean.
So hand over that shirt, now. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44912
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Posted - 2015.04.06 15:14:49 -
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You drank so much, you couldn't lift it in the bed.
No wait, that was me. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
45033
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Posted - 2015.04.07 00:34:55 -
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Does that make black the new white ? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
45608
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Posted - 2015.04.12 23:38:53 -
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Dude!
Your long hair totally misled me! |
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
45923
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Posted - 2015.04.14 21:22:35 -
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Holy sh*t it a cat!
No wait, it's a troll!
Uhm, what the hell are you? |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
46159
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Posted - 2015.04.16 13:20:39 -
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Hey, they called from the Interstellar Immigration Office,
and they have some issues with your papers, they wanted to talk to you about immediately. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
46351
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Posted - 2015.04.17 20:44:00 -
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thanks, I have cookies. |
Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
49097
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Posted - 2015.05.02 13:46:46 -
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BANANA |
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